The Horny Toad Guest House - Simpson Bay
18.0401, -63.10109
Nestled approximately 5 minutes' walk from Simpson bay beach, The Horny Toad Guest House Simpson Bay offers fitness classes, a picnic area, and barbecue grills. The hotel features Wi-Fi throughout the property.
Location
Standing about 5 minutes' walk from Bobby's Marina and Mary Star of the Sea Church, the property is around a 10-minute drive from Marigot Market. Maho Beach is nearly 25 minutes' walk from this 3-star hotel, while Princess Juliana International airport is 5 km from it. The accommodation is also not so far from the Caribbean Sea. Horny Toad Guest House lies around a 10-minute drive from the palm-lined Mullet Bay Beach.
Rooms
The property provides guests with 8 rooms appointed with sound-proofed windows along with coffee/tea making machines. They come equipped with a microwave oven, a full-sized fridge, and tea/coffee making equipment. The private bathrooms feature a hairdryer and bath sheets. Enjoy views of the sea, while staying at this Simpson Bay hotel.
Eat & Drink
Pizza del Sol, which serves Italian specialities, is nearly a 5-minute walk away.
Leisure & Business
Leisure options include a sun deck and a golf course offered for a surcharge. The Horny Toad Guest House will also help you keep fit with fitness classes at a fitness centre available on site.
Rooms and availability
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Max:2 persons
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Room size:
42 m²
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Bed options:1 King-size bed
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Sea view
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Shower
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Coffee machine
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Max:2 persons
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Room size:
47 m²
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Bed options:1 King-size bed
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Sea view
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Shower
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Coffee machine
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Max:2 persons
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Room size:
60 m²
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Bed options:1 King-size bed
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Sea view
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Shower
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Coffee machine
Essential information about The Horny Toad Guest House
| 💵 Lowest room price | 228 £ |
| 📏 Distance to centre | 1.6 km |
| 🗺️ Location rating | 10.0 |
| ✈️ Distance to airport | 3.3 km |
| 🧳 Nearest airport | Princess Juliana International, sxm |
Location
- City landmarks
- Nearby
- Restaurants
- Hotels nearby
Reviews of The Horny Toad Guest House
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missingWrote a review on 06 Novstunning viewsslow wi-fi
Stunning views from the balcony were breathtaking each morning.
The Wi-Fi connection was frustratingly slow in the evenings.
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missingWrote a review on 20 Aughospitalitybeach access
a perfect beach getaway with generous hosts and clean spaces
Warm hospitality, pristine beach, inviting atmosphere.
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missingWrote a review on 05 Augbeachfront accesshelpful staffcozy atmosphere
A Slice of Paradise for Couples
We enjoyed a wonderful five-night stay in a cozy one-bedroom suite. The beach was just steps away, perfect for morning strolls. The large kitchen allowed us to prepare breakfast while basking in stunning sunrises. A special thank you to Debbie for her helpfulness with our bags!
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missingWrote a review on 17 Junbeach viewfamily-friendly poolkids' play area
The beach view from our King Suite was stunning! The local spots for food were awesome, too. Pure vacation vibes!
In my wife’s opinion, a kids' play area would have been great.
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missingWrote a review on 14 Junstunning viewsshort stay
Loved the stunning sea views, but we could only stay one night.
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missingWrote a review on 14 Junstunning sunriseshort stay
A Beachfront Gem to Savor
Waking up each morning to the stunning sunrise across the ocean was unforgettable. The serene atmosphere and welcoming staff truly made my solo trip special.
It was hard to leave after just three nights. I wish I could have extended my stay to explore more local hidden gems.
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missingWrote a review on 09 Junlocal eatsoutdoor diningfriendly staffshort staylimited time
The culinary scene around Horny Toad is lit! I nibbled my way through local gems like The White Swan and chilled at Boca Marina, all just a short stroll away. Plus, the outdoor dining area was perfect for soaking up the vibes. Friendly staff and a clean place made this trip a foodie’s dream come true!
Honestly, we could have stayed forever! Just one night felt way too short to truly savor the experience and explore all the nearby bites.
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missingWrote a review on 04 Maybreathtaking sceneryfree parkingbeach access
Would recommend for a whistle-stop
Fantastic view, delightful apartment, with breathtaking scenery that needs to be experienced to believe, along with free parking and beach access for easy exploration.
Can’t think of anything.
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missingWrote a review on 30 Aprspacious suitewelcoming decornoisy nights
The one-bedroom suite offered ample space, allowing us to kick back after our explorations. Plenty of light streamed in during the day, giving a warm feel to the atmosphere and the decor was inviting, creating a cozy retreat.
Only being there for five nights felt too short, as the urge to extend our stay was almost unbearable. The location, albeit fantastic for access to the beach and nearby eateries, was also quite lively, which means you might encounter some noise at night if you're a light sleeper.
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